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The Illustrated Guide to Conquering Bikiniphobia

By kat_rosenfield Jul 6, 2011

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The Trompe L'oeil

Wear a full-body muumuu featuring a screenprint of Gisele Bundchen's or Jason Momoa's body. When someone mentions the muumuu, act like you have no idea what he's talking about.
Topics: Life
Tags: guides, pools, slideshows, bathing suits, bikinis, beaches, how to

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kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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