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The Illustrated Guide to Conquering Bikiniphobia

The Trompe L'oeil

Wear a full-body muumuu featuring a screenprint of Gisele Bundchen's or Jason Momoa's body. When someone mentions the muumuu, act like you have no idea what he's talking about.
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