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How to Win at Summer

By Dan_Bergstein Jun 30, 2011

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Step One: Use Moon Protection

If you're going to win summer, you need to get smart. Everyone will warn you about sun protection, but few speak out against the moon. This is silly. The sun is millions of miles away. The moon is right up there, so close you can almost smell it! Surely the moon poses a greater threat. Arm yourself accordingly, not just with moon burn lotion, but a moon axe and a moon bat with nails driven into the “business” end.
Topics: Life
Tags: guides, summer, slideshows, how to

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