SarahBellum37 finally connected with her crush—thanks to the legendary perspiration of the sweatiest Sparkitor ever.—Sparkitors
It all started in band practice. Our AC wasn't working, so the director asked "Is anyone else sweating?" I replied "Yeah, I'm sweating harder than Chelsea Dagger!" and waited for laughter, but director just stared at me with confusion. I was about to hang my head in abject failure, but then, from across the band room, my crush's eyes found mine—and they were filled with recognition!
After band was over, he came up to me and said, "You know, if you're sweating harder than Dagger, you might need a new anti-perspirant."
WHAT!?! I was in love with a Mankler the whole time, AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
But the story gets better. A few days ago, I ran into my crush at WalMart, we got to talking about the Committee of Cool, and BAM—out of the blue, he says, "Hey, do you wanna see a movie some time?"
I then fainted (in my mind) and said "YES!"
We KNEW it! We KNEW that one day, there would be a reason for all this sweat. And that reason is LOVE. How will you use Chelsea Dagger's superpower of perspiration to your advantage?
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