Is Your Life BORINNGG? Flyergirl13 Can Help.

flyergirl13 pioneers the idea that when life hands you lemons, you should just make up new words like a crazy person. —Sparkitors

Now that school is out, you're probably laying face down on the floor and thinking to yourself, "What the waffles am I going to do today? I already made 8 toothpick bridges and ate all the peanut butter." But fear not: there are small things you can do to make your life way more fun. Tips and hints and directions for awesomeness are coming your way right...NOW.

Step One: Hack your Life. Lifehacks are fantastic. They're like the Yodas of real life, with hints and helpful things that will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.  There's already been a post dedicated to Lifehacks, but I have one more to add, because it's amazing.

DO: Go to any Wikipedia page. Click the first link that is not in parentheses or italics. If you keep clicking, you'll eventually end up at "Philosophy."

DON'T: Do the above trick for "Telecommunications." (There's an exception to every rule.)

Step Two: Eat Your Way Through Life. This is a way to find amazing new foods. First, make a list of a bunch of your favorite foods. Mine included, but was not limited to: bacon, pizza, and whipped cream. Next, try combining these foods, no matter how gross it may seem. Okay, whipped cream on pizza wasn't great but ZOMG BACON PIZZA OMNOMNOM!

DO: Use bacon frequently. Simple, right?

DON'T: Forget the exception rule from above. I bought "Bacon Ranch Dressing" and it was awful.

Step Three: Woodle Your Language. English is boring and stupid.  Make it (and your life) more interesting by creating some new words and adding them to your daily vocabulary. I already say "loam," "viper," and "awesomesauce" on a regular basis, and my family has stopped thinking I'm insane. Either that or they've given up and stopped voicing their opinions.

DO: Use your new words often enough that other people learn them and begin using them too.

DON'T: Fugu so many new quides that noid knows what you squikkle.

What else do you do during summer vacation to stay entertained?

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