The Most Upsetting Hats on the Internet

First of all, Stock Photo Face-Off needs to set one thing straight: The proper spelling is mannequin, as in the 1987 cult classic where Blane from Pretty in Pink, who dresses mannequins at a department store, falls in love with a mannequin that comes to life, played by a pre-Samantha Kim Cattrall. To remember, see Sparkler Chabelinni's brilliant acrostic mnemonic for spelling mannequin in the comments on our last stock photo post.

Now that we have that out of the way, tell us about the nightmares you had involving mimes and mannequins after the last Stock Photo Face-Off. How many of you wet the bed? Because that should be how we really judge a SPFO.

While this week's face-off (hopefully) won't give you night sweats, it may cause you to reevaluate your life and choices in headwear:

Who knew gypsies loved toast so much?

High-concept Chicken Run.

An extra from Godzilla 2: The World Cup.

Clearly, when you have pink dreads, the only way you can go bigger is to stick two dried starfish on your head. Clearly.

Which stock photo makes you feel better about the birthday cake hat your mom always makes you wear at your birthday dinner?

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