You Know You're From Hong Kong When...

Ruthie L, we think you're selling HK short on the nature front, but we love your post! —Sparkitors

You know youre from Hong Kong when...

The amount of mosquito bites on you is higher than your shoe size—the European one.
You have more than 20 cousins—or so they call themselves.
When you talk on the phone, hundreds of people can hear you. Always.
1 AM is too early to sleep.
1 PM is too early to wake up.
Your favorite drink is VITA-soy, or some other "healthy" soy drink with about 50 grams of added sugar.
Youve eaten about 400 trucks full of noodles (though you still, miraculously, are thin as a noodle yourself).
You DON'T know Kung Fu. But you probably tell people you do.
You wish you knew Mandarin.
You pretend to know Mandarin.
You don't know what a bus is, but you know what a bah-see is.
The nearest you get to nature is the group of cockroaches that live in your kitchen.