FairytalesCo, we couldn't agree with you more: chocolate is our king.—Sparkitors
My dear, dear Sparklers. I am immensely disappointed in you. WHY DOES NOBODY APPRECIATE CHOCOLATE?!!! That glorious, wonderful food, equally tasty whether it’s white or dark. My friends, your punishment for this oversight shall be severe and remorseless. But we will get to that later. First of all, I’d like to point out some reasons as to why chocolate should be appreciated.
Reason 1. Because it’s chocolate.
Reason 2. Because it’s yummy.
Reason 3. Because it’s healthy. (It is healthy, and don’t you dare disagree)
Now onto the punishment:
Your punishment is… You must eat two bars of chocolate! Oh, and the hilarious PrestigiousTimeLady must eat a chocolate narwhal.
And, lastly, for the people who are allergic to chocolate, or simply don’t like chocolate (can somebody explain to me why they don’t like chocolate?), you must eat a packet of jellies/ a cone of ice cream/ chew a stick of gum. Please, enjoy your punishments.
Uh, we'll take the chocolate AND the jellies. And the ice cream. Just give us everything you got. Do you like chocolate?
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Topics: Life
Tags: chocolate, junk food, candy, appreciation days
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