You can totally, totally tell your personality from the way you eat Easter candy. We've proven it. If you don't fit one of these categories, you ain't trying hard enough.
Savorer:
You'll just nibble the ears off one tiny rabbit before breakfast, and save the rest for later. Except now it's head has caved in, so you may as well eat those bits too. And that piece that broke off was bigger than you thought... well there's no point saving such a tiny bit now, is there? You may as well eat the rest! You try to save your Easter candy every year, so that you can still be eating it in July, ironically, and all the hipsters will be in awe. But they're just so delicious... (the candies, not the hipsters). You have good intentions, but they always fail. You have never, ever completed an assignment early and usually have one shoe on the wrong foot. (But only one shoe. How odd.) You're just a bit of a mess, really.
Scarfer:
If you've eaten your eggs, your sister's eggs, and the little kid across the road's eggs (he had it coming) before the sun is even up, then you are a Scarfer. You like instant gratification and are probably a champion sprinter, a prize-wining Facebook-stalker, or someone who likes stealing candy from babies. Also, you lost interest in this three sentences ago and have gone off to unwrap other people's birthday presents.
Hoarder:
You made a nest of Easter eggs under your bed. Don't lie, we know you did. You're sitting in your Easter egg nest right now, aren't you?! You are a Hoarder, and every year you hide your chocolate eggs until they get that weird white powdery stuff on them. You are destined to become an old lady with a purse full of sugar packets. You are also possibly some kind of dragon.
Collector:
Every year you categorize your candy by size, color, weight, and prettiness of wrapping. If anyone comes along and eats a Small Blue Egg before a Medium Gold Bunny, you get VERY UPSET. You are a Collector, and you've already spotted three grammatical errors in this paragraph. You arrange your underpants in the order in which you bought them, and ever since the Red Crayon Incident back in first grade, nobody has been allowed to sit next to you in class.
Which are you?
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