Stock Photo Face-Off: After 6, Before 8

Hey, guys. Have a seat. No, not there. There.

I think we need to have a talk. See, this world is like a rainbow. And there is enough love for everyone. Different is beautiful. It's not easy bein' green. And if you're thinking about my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white. But it has come to our attention that there is a deep-seated (note: not deep-seeded) prejudice festering in our midst, threatening to undo the social harmony we have all worked so hard to build in this community. You, dear Sparklers, are intolerant of cracked-mud-skinned female zombies with fans for breasts—yellow eyeshadow or no yellow eyeshadow. An astounding 42 of you voted for her picture in last week's Stock Photo Face-Off. While you sit there and think about that, I'm going to give you this week's stock photos:

Don't judge. Josephine has a litter of 10 pups to feed.

Come on, people. Give the man a full-size tub or we're calling PEDA (People for Ethical Dwarf Ablution).

All right, who taught this girl how to cook? Oh, right.

This couple is so AMERICAN. They couldn't get more AMERICAN. You know what’s so AMERICAN about them? The patches on the guy’s shirt. And the fact that they’re eating SANDWICHES.

Larry the Vampire Slayer. Thumbs up.

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