That's funny, right? *throws desk lamp* What do you want from me?! Oh right, instructions. Smokey eyes are relatively easy to do because they're imprecise. Start with a pencil liner on the upper and lower lids, then flick a dark eyeshadow up and out from the liner on the top lid using a very small, fine brush. As you work your way up your lid, you can graduate to a bigger brush, and even use your fingers to smudge too-precise brush strokes. Fill in the crease with a dark color, highlight the brow bone, and Sally, you're smokin'.