Ten Reasons Why Your Facebook Friends Love You

BeverlyAnna, would you be mad if we totally Liked this? –Sparkitors

You know your Facebook friends love you. Here's why!

1. You update your status. Every five minutes. They really care about the way you made your morning coffee, I promise. First, you hand ground the beans, then you took out your favorite mug. The pink one, with the flowers. Your friends want to read all about it.

2. You play Farmville. Your friends love seeing all of the notifications that it gives you. You found a lost horse!? Put it on your newsfeed! Really. Your friends want to know!

3. You like things. Repeatedly. You even liked the group “I hate it when my friends consistently like things,” because you didn’t want to be left out.

4. You’re a fan of poke wars. Even when you win, you have to poke your friend just one more time. They like that, it makes them feel like you care.

5. You post a lot of pictures. That’s cool, you’re the group photographer! Except…they’re all pictures of you. But it’s okay, your friends love looking at you making the duck face!

6. You invite your friends to join groups. And if they don’t accept right away? You invite them again! Cause they probably just didn't notice the first time!

7. You send your friends friend suggestions! Tom and Kate? They really hit it off at that party last week, right? Tom followed Kate around for hours, and she smiled and edged away the entire time. You’re just looking out for their best interests when you suggest Tom become Kate’s stalker. Er, friend.

8. You post meaningless song lyrics. Your friends love wasting their time decoding what you posted, when really you put no thought into it at all.

9. You like to share flair! And that’s great; it shows you’ve got style! You’ve liked 37 different pieces of flair that all say “I’ve got a flair for flair!” and your friends want to look at them all!

10. You post statuses about politics and religion. There’s nothing your friends love more than having your views forced upon them. It keeps them from having to form their own opinions, which is such a relief!

Remember, your friends love you. Happy Facebooking!

What's your FAVORITE among all the awesome things that your friends do on Facebook?

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