That's right, we said it. That old bard was dumb as a bag of half-price bricks. All that "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet" stuff may have sounded pretty, but it was garbage. Names are EVERYTHING. A name carries more weight that 67 posts written by Chelsea Dagger, which officially makes it, as Marty McFly might say, HEAVY. All of these bold, unfounded assertions will be proved indisputably true in just a moment, but first, how 'bout we give some BIRTHDAY SHOUT-OUTS!
Chelsea Dagger’s Momsauce: February 14
Mr.Weirdo: February 10
hanini_panini: February 6
xochitlMarie: February 6
lia.lovegood
fairy96: February 12
SuperNinjaQueen: February 14
And now, we'll prove our hypothesis; just take a look at your fabulous and ridiculous answers to last week's question, If you could chose your own name, what would you pick?
Pistaciosaregreat: I'm chuck bass.
crazedbutterflyprincess: Or I would Change my name to be named after either my laptop, (Her Royal Majesty Luna the Nargle Queen of the Crumpled Horn Snorkacks), my calculator (Madam Madeline Minerva Margarete McGonnagal the Magnificent) or my desk, Alfred
HalfGoth&AllMe: My name shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein. But only during my most covert missions. At all other times I am to be referred to as Batman, or if I have to be normal, I like Cate.
nerd_alert: Chuck Norris. Then people can't joke about my name. Every time someone jokes about Chuck Norris they get roundhouse kicked in the face- by Chuck Norris.
amazinggrace7: I don't know what I would change my name to, but I do know that it sure as hell won't be Renesmee.
loonylovegood15: Elda Piper mcBeth Anna sophelia Jackson. The II.....Esq. A NAME WORTHY OF RECOGNITION.
WAIT. Elda Piper mcBeth Artemis Athene Sophelia Jackson II, Esq. THERE.
bad_hijab_day: Why, Optimus Beyonce of course.
BananaEasy: Hermione Granger AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
minuet_in_g: i'm a girl, and i like my current name. however, if i were a boy, my name would be snape mcfly.
super_deluxe: Well, OBVIOUSLY, I would choose the name "Chelsea Dan Dagger-Bergstein." That's all.
lucy_stop_flying: I would be called Madness. My (imaginary) twin sister would be called Sparta. To introduce ourselves she would yell:
THIS IS MADNESS
THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA (that one was from me)
travelwriter21: The Doctor. Just the Doctor....WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT'S TAKEN"?!?
Ok, fine. I would be Ariadne Rose Skywalker. Ariadne because of the Ariadne's string myth, Rose because it's pretty and classic, and Skywalker for obvious reasons.
Or you could just call me "The Eliminator."
Animated_Apathy: Is there really any question about this?
Boring person: Hi. I'm [insert boring name here].
Me: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Boring person: *laughs* Yeah, I love that movie. But really, what's your name?
Me: *stabs with rapier*
Lilolemole: I'd name myself Zyfkvqwww. I'd absolutely BEAST Scrabble, now you can use proper nouns. And Hangman.
wyverndragon: So, in combination, I could be:
Lily Black (character I created, AWESOMESAUCE)
Fred Banana
Voldie Potter (lol)
Neville Gamgee
Georgie Longbottom
Fred Baggins
Personally I like Lily Black and Fred Banana.
And as far as my title, (yeah, that's part of a name!) I'd go with Fire Mage or Hobbinja (Mashup of Hobbit+Ninja, aka little ninja)
zebrahippopotamuspuss: I would most likely pick 'Lady Meldecaia of Roselake, official privateer of Narnia', but then again, I am slightly insane. And I've been calling myself that for a month. Surprisingly, no-one noticed.
WONDERFUL. Now let's see how you do with this week's question: If you could spend a year as any living celebrity (actor, author, singer, athlete, etc), who would you chose, and why?
We'd be Tom Hanks. Did you really have to ask?
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