Is there any better way to start your day than with a picture of your four favorite dastardly dudes? Yes. There are lots of better ways. For example, it would be great to start the day without Chelsea Dagger breaking the cafeteria's magic coffee machine in front of dozens of people, but alas, Chelsea Dagger is an imbecile, and breaking magic things in front of crowds is practically her only talent. Fortunately, just because she's an unbelievable butt-clown, doesn't mean she's not impressively generous, which is why all the new members of Phi Beta Dagger will be receiving absolutely NOTHING.
Bet you weren't expecting that. But sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches, so take your big box full of nada and get on with your bad selves.
And now, our Einstein-esque CERTIFIABLE GENIUSES:
Alexius the Awsome
We've got a new plan for the never monastic, always bombastic THE DAGGER AWARDS: we'll no longer be re-posting comments, as that takes up pages and pages of fake interwebz space. Instead, we'll just list the comment number after the award, so that all you curious munchkins can check it out if the mood strikes you. Fabulous? Yes.
The "I Don't Understand What You Mean About The Jalapenos and The Dogs, But I'm Gonna Give You This Anyway" Dagger Award is presented to InfinityWolf for comment 7.
The “I Would Pay SO Much Money To See Gollum Pop and Lock” Dagger Award is presented to pirategirl2011 for comment 13.
The “Your Comment Is Hilarious, Well-Spaced, and Deeply Frightening, All At the Same Time” Dagger Award is presented to mysticjadeshoe for comment 18.
The “Everything IS Hermione’s Fault! Why Have I Never Realized That Before?” Dagger Award is presented to SecretlyAWizard for comment 24.
The “Any Comment That Mentions Pretzel Fred’s Blog Deserves A Shout-Out” Dagger Award is presented to sayWHAT??shutUP!! for comment 49.
The “TRUE. My Taste In Font Colors Is Unrivaled In the Western Hemisphere.” Dagger Award is presented to bad_hijab_day for comment 59.
The “Good To See Ya Again, Sherlock!” Dagger Award is presented to bakerstreetirregular for comment 81.
The “You Are Remarkably Good At Thinking Of Names That Don’t Contain ‘E’s” Dagger Award is presented to MaidenWarrior for comment 84.
The “Your Third Time Lucky Indeed” Dagger Award is presented to wyverndragon for comment 93.
The "I Have Complete Confidence That You Will Be The Finest Hogwarts Student/Super Model Ever to Grace A Spanish Class Runway" Dagger Award is presented to Real Alias for her adorable email!
This is one of the best collections ever hosted in THE GALLERY D'ART; every single piece makes us delirious with happiness (especially the ones where Chelsea Dagger looks skinny and/or has 80s hair).
YAY. That was fun, right? Except for the part where Chelsea broke stuff and crushed dreams and died, etc, etc. Meet us back here tomorrow for the Think Tank!
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