What Kind of Person Are You? In 4 Quick Questions

Have you ever wondered exactly what sort of person you are? It can be hard to tell sometimes, we know. That's why we've developed this total and complete personality quiz. In only 4 questions, we will categorize you for life! As a Valentine's Day bonus, we'll also recommend what type of person you should date forever. Quiz, commence!

1. What is your footwear of choice?

a) Shoes

b) Tissue boxes

c) Thigh boots

d) Hats

2. What is your favorite color?

a) Beige

b) Puce

c) Hot pink

d) Puppies

3. How many musical instruments can you play?

a) 0-10

b) Only the marimba.

c) I can play my knees like the drums.

d) All of them. But not for you.

4.

a) That's a spoon.

b) That's not a knife. This is a knife!

c) Your mom's a spoon.

d) That's a knife.

If you answered:

Mostly a's: How about a nice cup of tea? You are conservative, and highly suggestible. See? You want some tea now, don't you? Hey, where did you g—did you go to make tea?! Come back here, we're not finished. You are easily influenced, and as such, should date anyone other than advertising majors.

Mostly b's: You're a little kooky. Or maybe you're just confused. But you have good intentions. Just get used to the fact that some people will always cross the street when they see you coming. You should date the cashier at the supermarket who sells you your tissue box shoes.

Mostly c's: You are a person who does things sometimes. That's nice. Since you can play knee-drums, you should form a band with someone who can play elbow-guitar. Then find an armpit-singer. Oh, and you should date Teresa—she plays toe-piano.

Mostly d's: You are contrary. You will always do the opposite of what is expected, even if it causes extreme inconvenience, like driving on the wrong side of the road, or not writing in block letters on government forms. If we tell you who to date, you'll just go and date someone else, so, you should date that cute boy in your History class who's had a crush on you for ages. Ha!

One of each: You are part of the .01% of the population who are uncategorizable.You should date a series of goldfish named after Shakespearean kings.

Did we get it right?

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