Emily: Guys?
Emily: Guuuuuys?
Emily: GENTLEMEN??!?
Emma has entered the chat.
Chelsea has entered the chat.
Emma: Chelsea, why didn't you watch the 'bowl?
Chelsea: I started watching LOST on Netflix and it is superb.
Emma: I don't know where to start with you. LOST began in 1991. Why now? Why last night?
Emily: Well you missed Fergie. She was peeing all over the place as usual.
Emma: I was so nervous the whole time that she was gonna pee. And her legs were bare!
I was scared she was gonna pee all over Slash.
Emily: I can’t sympathize or empathize and anythingthize with Fergie no matter how many urinary problems she faces.
Chelsea: I can't empathize with anyone that actually has ankles, because i just have knees that connect to my shoes.
Emily: bahahaa
Emma: lol!
Chelsea: Wait, does she actually pee all the time? does she have some sort of medical condition? Who is "Slash"? I only like Wil.I.Am.
Emily: Yeah, she gets all bent out of shape when she's performing... I'll find the pic.
Emma: His plastic hair made me really nervous. Especially when he started sweating under it.
Emily: Here is Fergie and her pee.
Chelsea: Maybe if i had plastic hair my sweat would seem more justifiable. Holy moly!
Emma: That's the saddest picture ever.
Emily: My mom said we shouldn't watch the half time show because it's not nice to make people like Fergie believe they have talent.
Chelsea: Your mom is a sweetheart.
Emma: They looked so panicked and zombie-ish the whole time. Their eyes were flat and scared. It was hard to watch. I thought it was weird that they were really singing/rapping. Isn't that illegal?
Emily: Probably. Skanky leather space cowboy school girl outfit wasn't great either.
You think they should have been faking it?
Emma: Right, just lip synch like everyone else. That way they wouldn't have looked so terrified, maybe. Chels, you also missed thousands and thousands of dancers wearing neon lights and running into heart formation. And some of them had TVs for heads!
Chelsea: No, i didn't miss that. I was one of those dancers.
Emily: Ohhh, those were TVs? I thought they were just squares.
Chelsea: Well, mine was a TV. Everyone else's were just squares because the didn't use glitter paint. Were there any good commercials?
Emily: A skinny white girl got hit with a can of pop, and everyone was happy. Xtina did the national anthem.
Emma: She looks like Snooki wearing a wig. She messed up the words.
Emily: She did?!??!
Chelsea: no way, really?
Emily: I guess i dont even know the words, cuz I didn't notice!
Emma: You know them better than Christina.
(googling)
Emily: Lea Michele did the less patriotic song. About the fields of grain and your majesty.
Chelsea: Lea Michele was there? Singing? That is dumb.
Emma: Look!
“What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last reaming.”
It's like a Dan B lyric!
Chelsea: HAHAHAAHAHAH reaming!
Emily: What is the twilight's last reaming?
Emma: something involving butts.
Emily: I KNOW!
I always think about butts so I didnt want to be the one to say it.
xtina is divorced and singing about butts.
Not a bad life, I guess.
Chelsea: And with that, I'm outta here.
Emily: You guys have to leave first so I can say, like, "Oh everybody leaves me" like Chelsea does.
Emma: ay ay!
Emma has left.
Chelsea: SEE YA WOULDNT WANNA BE YA. (that took me 5 tries to come up with.)
Chelsea has left.
Emily: Lament, lament! Hand to forehead! I am alone! So very... hey, I found some cheese in my desk!
Emily is eating cheese.
What did you think of the halftime show?
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