Question 1: What's better than traditional prom themes?
Answer: Almost everything, including scabies.
Question 2: What's better than traditional prom themes as re-imagined by Chelsea Dagger?
Answer: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, PRETTY MUCH.
So here they are: 20 rejected prom themes. Feel free to suggest 'em at your school—but please, don't give us credit. We really can't handle more lawsuits.
1. Lice Are Our Friends
2. Moonlight Rendezvous—In A Fetid Swamp
3. Oatmeal Spectacular
4. Under The Sea (Where You Die Without Oxygen)
5. Award-Winning Toothpick Bridges
6. The Dangers of Online Dating
7. Capital Punishment
8. Food Poisoning!!!
9. Numbers That Have More Than 2 Digits
10. Tijuanan Prisons
13. Horsemeat: It's What's For Dinner, Unfortunately
14. Dying Alone
15. Why Cows Chew Their Cud
16. Types of Beans
17. A Time To Celebrate Bullies
18. Colon Cleansing: A Graphic Demonstration
19. Airborne Diseases
20. Raisins Aren't Grapes—But They Used to Be
What's your favorite rejected prom theme?
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