A Sparkler's Letter to Santa

Amarantha93 isn't demanding, she just knows what she wants! —Sparkitors

Dear Santa,

I know that this is probably a hard time of the year for you. You travel around the world with your reindeer, delivering presents to all the boys and girls (don't forget me). The whole world? In one night? Every year? That has to be pretty stressful. What makes it worse for you is that everyone thinks that parents give the presents to their kids. What kind of idea is that? How could they possibly travel world wide in one night? Come on, really? Everyone thinks you are imaginary. But I know better. You are as real to me as Gary. By the way, you should give him coal this year. He is still eating comments. In return for my faithfulness, I have a list of demands few polite requests for Christmas.

• Waterproof MP3 player. So I can listen to music when I swim.

• Protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks. Then I can be strong, like Umbridge.

• I want to meet Dan. That would be the best Christmas ever.

• I also need my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. It's only six years late. I think the owl just got lost. Or it's really slow. If Hogwarts didn't accept me for some strange reason, I'll take a full scholarship to Pigfarts.

• A jetpack. How else am I going to go visit the werewolves?

• Epic skills on the guitar.

• A NOOK. That way, I can have several books without having to carry a bunch around.

• World peace. Is it really that hard to get along? Why can't we be friends?

• A SparkLife gathering. Then I can meet all my new friends. And the Sparkitors. And Dan. Seriously, best Christmas ever.

I think that's fair don't you?

-Amarantha93

What's on your Christmas list to Santa?

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