Songs We Love-and Love to Hate: 2010

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These days, songs are more about swagger and a “pawty in the club" than actual lyrics (did you like my gangsta utter?) Lucky for you, dear readers, I have assembled songs (in no particular order) that are super catchy, but that we also want to kill in the face. Sure, we love them for their heavy beats (what?), but we realllly wish these people had hired a lyricist.

Song: Whip My Hair
Artist: Willow Smith (daughter of the ever-epic Will Smith)
Analysis: I think that at the end of this video, her head should turn into a helicopter. You know, because of the excessive amount of propeller action happening with her hair. Right? Don't argue.

Song: Imma Be
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Analysis:
Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up, sweetie?
Fergie Ferg: Imma be the flyest chick, so fly.  Imma be spreadin' my wings!  Imma be, imma be, imma be, imma be, imma be-
Mom: Uh, sweetheart, have you been eating paint chips again?

Song: Rude Boy
Artist: Rihanna
Analysis: A great song to groove to, but what has this boy done to deserve all that hate?  I don’t know, because I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S SAYING! Enunciate, Rihanna!

Song: Like a G6
Artist: Far East Movement ft. Keri Hilson
Analysis: Okay, major confession: I adore this song. It’s on constant repeat at my house and I even have a signature dance for it (please don’t ask.)  But I'm not blind to its faults: it is not humanely possible to be” fly” like a plane, especially over and over and over and over again.

Song: Blah Blah Blah AND We R Who We R
Artist: Ke$ha
Analysis: Why?  Heaven above, why?  Blah, Blah black sheep, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THE GLITTER OFF HER EYES AND MAKE THIS MADNESS STOP!?

Any other songs going through you head that make you want to reach in through your ear and pull them out? Tell us!

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