Foolproof Homework Excuses

J. Phoenix just made our faces fall off. From laughing. Totally makes sense. Yep. —Sparkitors

1. It was confiscated for national security reasons, I can't say any more.

2. My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back.

3. I transferred to a religion that forbids algebra.

4. My brother ate my homework. I guess we need to feed him more.

5. I got lost in the woods and had to burn it to keep warm through the night.

6. I threw—I mean—it fell out the window of my car on the way to school. It was a total accident.

7. My brother sold it on eBay.

8. I was watching Star Wars and Yoda went crazy and jumped out of the TV and ripped it up.

9. I was simply demonstrating the correct way to do the wrong thing correctly. Even if you don't understand, you should give me an A+.

10. I gave it to Chuck Norris to be proofread but he roundhouse kicked it into a parallel universe.

11. My parents lost the key to my cage. And...my homework was in there.

12. I was so proud of my hard work that when I kissed it, it got all drool-y and fell it apart. Sorry.

13. Lucky for us, Harry Potter discovered that my homework was Lord Voldemort's last horcrux and it has been destroyed!!!

14. My mom told me to throw away all the junk from my room, and it happened to be in there... so now it's in my trash can.

15. This morning some people asked if they could see my homework and I haven't gotten it back yet. But it's okay; it was almost like having friends...

16. I went camping with my family yesterday and we ran out of toilet paper.

17. I threw it at someone who said that you weren't the best teacher ever.

18. "Oh, about that home work..." *suddenly collapse to the floor—you just fainted—and with any luck you'll be sent to the nurse.*

19. Teacher: Did you do your homework?

You: Hmm... let's see. I don't see my homework on my desk do I?! Do I?! Had I done my homework wouldn't I have put it on my desk after you asked five times???!!! You and I both know that I didn't do my homework, so how about you walk back to your desk and teach like my parents pay you $5,000 dollars a year to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. My homework died... clearly you show no sympathy.

What else you got, Sparklers?

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