Megan's Life Lessons: Feel Accomplished The Easy Way!

jedimastermegan is so magnanimous that she's letting us re-publish posts off her gloriously hilarious blog, MeganSquared. COULD WE BE ANY LUCKIER?! Only if there were free tacos involved.—Sparkitors

Some people are just really good at stuff, you know? They walk into a room and they're all, "Oh hey. I won an award for having the sexiest hair in the Western hemisphere. Also, I got an A in every class ever and am excused from all schooling for forever. And this morning I burped and twelve people were cured of infectious diseases. What's up with you?"  It's at this point that I need something better to say than, "Um. I drew bears for seven hours last night."

Not everyone can be Superman/Dan Bergstein/Harry Potter, right? Some of us just don't win things (I may or may not be talking specifically about myself). That is why I have decided to do us all a favor. Below you will find some very stylish awards that you are free to stick anywhere. Print 'em out, add 'em to your blog/Facebook, run around with them taped all over your body screaming, "I IS WINNER FOR REALLLLZ!!!" Your call.

Way to go, champ. You deserve this.

Also, I deserve this. Wanna know how often I win? Never. Except that one time when I was a kid and I entered my name into a Radio Disney drawing at the grocery store and I won tickets to see a Jesse McCartney concert because the Radio Disney guys had to give them away before 5 PM and only two other kids entered the drawing. Yeah. That was awesome.

WAIT, WHAT? You had tickets to Jesse McCartney and you didn't CALL US? We only sang this song 400 TIMES underneath the window of our now-ex-boyfriend. Thanks a lot, Megan.

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