Cute Thing of the Week

This is a photo of Chelsea Dagger, taken 10 seconds after she lapsed into the deepest tryptophan-induced food coma the world has ever seen.

JUST KIDDING, you gullible, gullible fools. That isn't a picture of Chelsea Dagger—it's a picture of Molly, Star'sLove's adorable cat!  She's as cute as a bucket of mashed potatoes, and it's up to you to take that awful simile and turn it into pure comedic gold. We know you can handle it; after all, last week you had us rolling with laughter over a photo of a spider monkey. Here are some of our favorite captions:

cuba335: "Somehow I believe my insult isn't working."

sgtpepper191: "The part where Edward Cullen says, 'Hold on tight, spider monkey'? Yeah. He was talking to me."

ESKan: "Too bad, kid. Baby's mine."

TheEpicNinjaOfEpicness: I don't care that it isn't very orthodox; the baby's name is Optimus Beyonce

Spectacles_Not_Glasses: Whose baby is this?!

amaryllismoon: What? You're questioning my parenting skills?

InfinityWolf: "I SWEAR it's not gum."

bad_hijab_day: "Kid, how many times have I explained this? I have pupils!"

muffinsarejustbetter: Oohh, you've looked into my eyes. We're past the point of no return.

sciencenerdess94: I could take one hundred of those flying monkeys any day.

maddygirl543: "Ahhh! Big people! Okay, okay, calm down. Just make the scariest face you can aaaaand...I've got nothing."

And last week's winning caption, by applegrins11: