Quite a few of your heads exploded last week when Chelsea Dagger accidentally claimed that eggs were dairy products, and your complaints were most eloquently expressed by {TheSisterAct}, who wrote:
Dear Ms. Dagger,
This is a letter from the general public to inform you that eggs are in the Meat and Alternatives food group, not the Dairy Products food group. If you continue this ridiculous thought, meanwhile convincing innocent Sparklers that all eggs are cheese, we will find you and make you sit through an hour long presentation on "How To Identify Food: Why An Eggplant is Not a Grape: Part VI," while slapping you with a fish in the face and repeatedly screaming, "EGGS AIN'T MILK!" Thank you for your time.
No, thank YOU. Without Sparklers to correct her, Dagger would probably still think that pickles grew on trees. (But that's ridiculous. Everyone knows that pickles are really just bananas that have been left out in the sun.)
Regardless of whether Chelsea's an idiot (was there ever a doubt in your mind?), you guys rated last week's clip a 4.86, which is terrible. We want to see that number rocket to at least a 6.347, so for your enjoyment this week, we've got two (count 'em!) hilarious videos by those lovable dudes over at Barats & Bereta. We would totally be down to share a cubicle with these guys.
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