Your Friend Might Be a Sparkler If…

This adorable article by DontWorryBeHappy:) makes us sweat with pure glee. —Sparkitors

A few months ago, I was IMing with one of my friends when she mentioned that she took a Harry Potter quiz on SparkNotes and got all the questions right. That was when it struck me: my friend was a fellow Sparkler! The conversation that ensued covered topics from Chelsea Dagger’s sweat problem to jet-packing werewolves to raised sarcasm hands, and by the end of the night, nonickname34 and I were calling each other forever buddies. My unexpected discovery taught me to always be on the lookout for other Sparklers, so I came up with this guide to help you recognize the potential forever buddies in your life! Your friend might be a Sparkler if...

1. She yells “BAM!” whenever she beats you at something.

2. He's glued to the computer on Fridays (waiting for the latest round of Interview with a Sparkler and the new Friawards, obviously).

3. She flexes her calf muscles when you mention werewolves.

4. She tells you about her literary crushes.

5. He jokingly identifies a knife-gun as his weapon of choice.

6. She says Emmett is her favorite Twilight character.

7. He greets you with “Happy Notpocalypse!”

8. She unconsciously raises her hand when being sarcastic.

9. He put “member of Phi Beta Dagger” on his college applications.

10. She give you advice that sounds suspiciously like something Auntie Sparknotes has said.

11. He adds the word "sauce" to the end of "awesome," "fail," and, well, everything else.

12. She loves books—hey, it's one thing we've all got in common!

Have you recently discovered any Sparklers in your life?

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