My Crush Is a Vampire

Don't worry, no Edwards ahead. Thanks, currybelle, for these alternatives! —Sparkitors

You may have heard of a little thing called "Twilight." While the Twilight phenomenon has spurred love for the Undead (possibly to dangerous and unforeseen levels), there were actually hot vampires before Edward "Pretty Boy" Cullen and his gang of glittery ghouls. The truth is, vampires have been enchanting and, yes, "dazzling" people long before we ever heard of a rainy town called Forks. Here are my favorite vampires:

1. Lestat de Lioncourt: He is Anne Rice's best creation. He's fun, adventurous, gorgeous, and stylish. He's been all over the world AND heaven and hell. Plus, he's a rock star and a writer. This "Brat Prince" is the most charming vampire (sort of) alive. I dare you to find a vampire more fun to hang out with. I also dare you to beat his quote, "Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!"

2. Dracula: Kind of obligatory. He's got a killer accent and a castle. And no one can wear a cape as well as him. Who cares if he vants to suck your blud?

3. Eric Northman: He's married to Sookie, but a girl can dream, right? And when was the last time you came across a former Viking with a devilish sense of humor? He'll protect your life AND fix your driveway. He's kind of headstrong and incorrigible, but in the end you just can't resist him.

4. Armand: Every character in the Anne Rice series The Vampire Armand finds Armand attractive. A dozen vampires and humans can't be wrong. Then there's his whole yearning for understanding and meaning in life, which is deep and adorable. Sure, he has some issues and once led a Satanist cult, but we all did some stupid things in our younger days.

5. Zarek: He's technically a Dark Hunter, not a vampire, but he has fangs, so I'll let that slide. His snarky demeanor hides a misunderstood, strong, sensitive man. He's quick with a comeback, but reads "The Little Prince." He's the perfect mix of BA and caring!

6. Carlisle Cullen: Easily one of the most likable Cullens. (Please stop throwing things at me!) I know it's lame, but his power is compassion. Compassion! You don't hate compassion, do you? Also, he's probably a great listener and willing to make you immortal. Get him away from Bella's toxic influence and I'm sure the good doctor will be less annoying.

Who's your non-Edward vampire crush?

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