We have it on good (read: extremely unreliable) authority that presently, Joseph Gordon Levitt has zero internet access, which means he'll be spared the crushing knowledge that last week's video earned a mere 6.78 on the Scale of Awesomeness. Were he ever to discover this fact, we are 100% positive that he would cancel all future dates with Chelsea Dagger, thereby making her recent purchase of a celebratory helicopter not only unnecessary, but also the BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HER LIFE. Helicopters don't come cheap, and they're especially hard to return, so let's hope that JGL remains broadband-deprived for all eternity, or y'all are gonna have to pitch in on Dagger 's sizable monthly payments on the Mercedes-Benz EC145. The scoring of this week's video (submitted by annalizfell) will not affect Chelsea's imaginary love life in the slightest, so feel free to rate is however you please—but if you don't love Zach Anner and watery Canadian tourist attractions, there might be something wrong with you.
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