Cute Thing of the Week

Annnnnnd...WE'RE BACK. (And cuter than ever, as evidenced by this image of Tiger, submitted by muffinsarejustbetter.) We know you missed us terribly last Monday, but our absence has its upside: as we didn't post a new Cute Thing of The Week on September 6, you guys had even more time than usual to cook up deliciously hilarious comments for the photo. And man oh man, you didn't disappoint; your captions were pure (nearly edible) GOLD. Here are some of our absolute favorites:

What good is a shoe that already has holes in it? by yubbles

I’m planning on taking you out so I can eat that shoe in peace. by ~too~

Must...resist...tasty croc....by anEpicofEpicEpicness

Wow! it tastes like...chicken,...and beef,...and blueberry pie,... and...MYSTERY!!!! by dumdumwantsgumgum

That croc does look tasty, but I hear that shoes with holes just go straight to the hips. by the_amazing_grace

"75% upstairs dog, 25% downstairs dawg. Word." by sportsaddict13

"Arrr.. Someone had holed up me ship, as sure as my name is Captain Eyepatch. Fix er up, maties, before I give ye all a sound drubbing with me tongue!" by ohmygoodnessgraciousgosh

"I'll bet the pope wears crocs, because they're hole-y. Get it? Holy, and hole-y?? *sigh* Everybody's a critic. by hlucero06

Croc: "You aint' nothing but a hound dog!"
Puppy: "You sir, are the biggest disgrace to the westernized world since the advent of the snuggie."
 by Bedazzle_Like_You_Mean_It

Man's best friend . . . shoe's worst enemy. by act_naturally

Pre-chewed chew toys... Darn Recession! by RebeccaDavis2010

And now, I will end this fashion travesty once and for all! by darthvortex

STOP LOOKING AT MY PORTKEY! by jtjuvenile

"I will croc your world!" by the secret whisperer

And the newest entrant into the Cute Thing Hall of Fame, by Bedazzle_Like_You_Mean_It,  which gives a hilarious nod to the recent Old Spice ad campaign:

If you've got an adorable photo that you took yourself (not one you found on the internet), send it over to contribute@sparknotes.com!