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Awesome Thing of the Week

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea Dagger

Unbeknownst to Chelsea Dagger (as many, many things are), last week's video had already been posted as an Awesome Thing. Un-unbeknownst to Chelsea Dagger, however, is a very interesting fact: last time around, the phenomenal Animator vs. Animation averaged a score of 9.47, but this time, it only managed an 8.73. And that tells Chelsea Dagger one thing: y'all have gotten MEAN. And there's only one thing to do with mean bunch 'a Sparklers: GIVE THEM JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT. Yes, it's Chelsea Dagger's imaginary (but really really real) boyfriend, and he's here to dance his roguish, bank-robbing way into your cold, cold heart. We can't decide if this video is incredibly annoying or incredibly, annoyingly AWESOME, so we'll leave the judgment up to you. But please, keep in mind: if you insult JGL, he probably won't take Chelsea to the Oscars, and she already bought a dress (and a celebratory helicopter).

Topics: The Internets
Tags: awesome thing of the week, joseph gordon-levitt

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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