LilyChrome and randomness2325 refuse to believe that "/account/" is as site glitch. *shakes head and walks away* —Sparkitors
All you Sparklers have a stalker, and it's the same "person" stalking all of you. If you don't believe us, go to Manage Sparkfriends under preferences. In your list of friends, you should see the stalker, who goes by the name of "/account/". The Sparkitors assure us that /account/ isn't dangerous, but just in case, here's a list of Twilight-inspired ways to get rid of this stalker.
1. Delete /account/ as your friend.
2. See if he/she comes back.
3. Delete him/her again.
4. Have /account/ attacked by attack turtles.
5. If the turtles are being stubborn, have the werewolves attack /account/.
6. Put in a request to have super awesome werewolves named Seth attack /account/.
7. Next, send in the were-rhinos.
8. Then send in Emmet.
9. Have Lily's dog (who looks just like Jacob Wolf) lick /account/ to death. What, he is really goopy!
10. Force /account/ to read Twilight.
11. Make /account/ watch the Twilight scenes wherein Edward is shirtless.
12. Make /account/ look through an R Patz photo album.
13. Strap /account/ into a chair and cue up Edward/Bella face-touching scenes.
14. Then put on Justin Beiber. Okay, he's not in Twilight, but he's just as bad.
15. Destroy /account/'s computer with a bazooka. This isn't from Twilight either, but it's very practical.
16. Send in Dan Bergstein to blog /account/ into oblivion.
17. Permanently ban /account/ from SparkNotes.
What would you do to torture /account/?
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