Cute Thing of the Week

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea Dagger

minipinkelephant submitted this week's photo, and it is rife with potential for hilarity. That's right, RIFE. So do us proud and make us laugh; you've never failed before! If you need some inspiration, check out last week's best captions; they were GLORIOUS.

Yellow chick to the black chick: "I know you're tired but we have to glue these pieces of paper together to get the treasure map!" by thesecretwhisperer

Bo Peep: "I've got a headline that says 'gorgonzola.' What do you have?"
Ponyo D.B.: "I've got 'smart phone.'"
Bo Peep: "No, 'gorgonzola smart phone' doesn't really work..."
Ponyo D.B.: "There HAS to be a better way to pick what you're writing for your college application essay!" by TheOneWithTheHat

Bo Peep: NOOOOOOOOOO! PONYO DAN BERGSTEIN!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU.. WILL... BE... AVENGED!!!!!!!!!! *weeps bitterly* by Afish244

PDB: can't... hold on... goodbye, dear friend!
BP: Dude, it's newspaper, not quicksand. **headchick** by GrangerDanger99

Black chick: where the bloody crapholes is my BEAK?!
Normal chick: DIGGING INTO MY FLIPPING SKIN WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, EVIL WANNABE-NORMAL-CHICKEN DRIZZLED IN AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF UBERFAIL SAUCE!!! by nataliet06

BLACK CHICKEN (Harry): Voldemort's back, and he killed Cedric!
YELLOW CHICKEN (Cedric): I hope nobody dates Cho now that I'm dead... by flaming_hobgoblins

Yellow chick: Seriously, dude. If you really wanted a taste of Dan, go to SparkNotes... This is just plain awkward.
Black Chick: You're not as witty as everyone says. And, this sauce isn't awesome. by Hopeypoo:)

Black chick: Hurry up! I'm not sure how much longer I can hold this position!
Yellow chick: SHH! I almost have his credit card number....by FadingRose

Announcer: And Ponyo Dan Bergstein is down for the count! Bo Peep is the reigning UCFC Champion! by ChangminsBabyGirl

And this week's entrant into the Cute Thing Hall of Fame, by crazyfightingninga:


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