What Does Your Nail Polish Color Say About You?

If we know you, Sparklers, and we think we do, you're a bunch of fun and quirky individuals. And there's no better way to show off your fun and quirky individuality than by painting vibrant colors onto the keratin at the ends of your fingers! But before you choose a nail polish, make sure you know what kind of information that particular color is broadcasting to the whole world:

Color: Fire extinguisher red
What it says about you: You are probably some kind of rebellious teenager, in some kind of rebellious teenage gang. You probably listen to some kind of rock music, and talk to some kind of boy. Who has some kind of car. You spend all day on the Facebooks. Which are probably some kind of gang.
Your biggest secret, revealed by your nail polish: You want to be a police officer when you grow up.

Color: Mouthwash blue
What it says about you: You live in Sweden and play drums in a prog-rock band. This color clearly signifies that you don't like gingerbread, but have a penchant for tropical fish. You have a crush on your Physics teacher.
Biggest secret: You thought Grease 2 was better than the original.

Color: Gumball green
What it says about you: Green is a typical color choice of those with a Type K personality. This means you stomp on flowers sometimes, but also enjoy knitting, and Legos. This color reveals a complicated emotional state; it is highly likely that you can never decide what to have for lunch until 4 p.m.
Biggest secret: If an alien life form came to your school, you would SO date him.

Color: Cough syrup pink
What it says about you: All your favorite foods can be bought at the counter of a movie theater. Nobody takes you seriously, and you like it that way. It's much easier to get away with plans of world domination when everyone assumes you're thinking about mascara.
Biggest secret: You hate Christmas lights, but can never tell anyone for fear of being made to live in a cave like the Grinch.

Color: Traffic cone orange
What it says about you: Neon orange is the last refuge of the eternally insecure. You're clearly suppressing an unconscious fear of one day swallowing a bug. Also, you're still annoyed that Spain won the World Cup.
Biggest secret: You once walked through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds. And you'd do it again.

Color: Clear-as-a-mountain-stream clear
What it says about you: You enjoy unflavored, unshaken milkshakes, and cheese pizza, hold the cheese. Or, maybe you just go to a strict private school. Either way, you are afraid of conflict, and bees.
Biggest secret: You sometimes highlight passages in library books.

Color: Black (like your soul)
What it says about you: You had a study period, a Sharpie, and no homework one day, and the rest is history. Now that you've discovered what it's like to have black fingernails, you don't care about nothin' or nobody. You're going to drop out of school and live in a loft with an Icelandic guy named Stake.
Biggest secret: You're scared of the dark.

Did Lucy get it right?

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