Cute Thing of the Week

The first thing that came to mind when we saw this photograph (submitted by laxchicscore96) was spit-covered marshmallows. Why? CHUBBY BUNNY!! Right?! Hello? Guys? Please tell us you know what we're talking about. The game? Where you stuff as many marshmallows as possible into your mouth and then try to say "chubby bunny" without gagging on your own drool? ANYONE?! Okay, we give up. We'll resignedly spit out all these soggy marshmallows and move on to last week's comments, which were some of the funniest we've EVER SEEN:

After some consideration, Moaning Myrtle decided to become "Mushing Myrtle" by currybelle

Rudolph ain't got nutten on me. by museoftomorrow

Hermit crab: Do I really get to meet Dan after this? Lego guy: ............Just pull! by sgtpepper191

Snail: I better be getting Dan Points for this. by hlucero06

"Look, Harry. When I said that you can share my toilet if you die, the offer wasn't extended to the age of 80 when I'd actually have to PULL you to the actual toilet." by HarryPotterLoverGrL

Snail: aww why do I have to have to pull you?
Lego Man: Because you spent all of my Dan points on crappy twilight t-shirts
. Now mush! by babydoll-tiff

Here we have a scale model of my plans to conquer the world using Lego and hermit crabs. Spellotape not included. by QuirkySpark

We were THIS close to choosing one of these comments as the winner:

"They see me rollin', they hatin'" by lia.lovegood

OR "I'm going to paint a giant S on your back, that way I can yell "Look at that S-Car, go!" by hlucero06 (Chelsea Dagger's dad LOVES that joke)

But in the end, Tigress_118 took home the gold: