Apple Products that Will Probably Be Invented Any Minute

missmolly02481, we think you just might be psychic. And real psychic, not Professor Trewlaney psychic. AWESOME. —Sparkitors

It seems like Apple comes out with 100 new gadgets per minute, so I decided to predict what they'll invent next. And if you Apple  guys are reading this—feel free to offer me a job!

1. The iDog
Price: $4000 (but think of all the money you'll save on dog food!)
Product Description: The Apple iDog will take all the stress, worry, and responsibility out of pet ownership and let you get down to the fun stuff. The iDog doesn't need to be fed, walked, trained, or taken outside to relieve itself. In fact, the iDog doesn't even need oxygen!  The iDog comes in your choice of black, white, or chrome, with limited amounts of cheetah print available at select locations. Features include: A programmable greeting that can be autotranslated into one of the 7 iLanguages currently supported by Apple Inc, a functioning iHome system located atop the head that works with 47th and 48th Generation iPod and iPhone technology, a projection system stored at the back of the iDog's "throat" with iHD capabilities, and some sweet-looking silver buttons that don't really do anything.

2. The iEye
Price: Can you really put a price on the gift of sight? Just send us a blank check and we'll call it even.
Product Description: We proudly introduce the iEye: an innovative optic technology that blows that whiny Helen Keller girl out of the water (in a totally non-competitive way). Insertion of the iEye into the central nervous system is quick and easy, and only requires several dozen non-invasive 15-hour brain surgeries. The iEye is easily attached to its wearer's optic nerve, and it can be removed nightly for charging. Apple would also like to remind its consumers not to look up information about the iEye on their rival site, Bing, because everyone working for that website is a cheating liar and all information about unusual and terrifying side effects that may or may not be listed on that site is bollocks.

3. The iBrain
Price: We'll accept mandatory donations of six gabillion dollars.
Product description: A product description of this product is as follows: 11010010110100101030102001002010302.
Unfortunately, the product description has been translated into Apple's new Tertiary Code (tm), and cannot be read without the use of an iBrain, or our soon-to-be wildly successful iEye. We apologize for the inconvenience.

We really want an iDog. Thoughts?

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