Name That Splogger/Sparkitor: The Big Reveal!

First of all, those wrists? They're both Dan's.

Second,whimsicalLady, we ALL love Auntie's shoes, and we decided to steal them off her feet while she was seated (playing Battleship against Sarah). Chelsea and Emma grabbed the shoes, and then a fight broke out over them. Dan is stronger than his wrists would lead you to believe, and he realllllly wanted them, but at the last minute, Kathryn knuckled him in the left eyeball, took the shoes, then hopped a plane back to the south. So, that's that story.

Thirdly, thanks, hubbabubba515, for calling this ed pretty, but you were actually talking about Ashley Spencer. Burn. Burn me, that is.

AND NOWWWWWW, THE MOMENT THAT WE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

CONGRATS TO The_Drum_Minor, RustyApplesauce, and Emily_Jeanette for dutifully peeking through each and every blogger's window at 4 a.m., memorizing our sleeping, drooly faces, and GETTING THE LIST COMPLETELY RIGHT! You are the Champions, the Masters of the Universe, and also a little creepy. JUST. LIKE. US.

Here's the list!

1: Sarah Peregoy
2: Emily Winter
3: Dan Bergstein
4: Jon Skindzier
5: Ashley Spencer
6: Kathryn Williams
7: Kat Rosenfield (aka Auntie SparkNotes)
8: Chelsea Dagger
9: Emma Chastain (aka Miss Marm)
10: Lauren Passell

So, what did you expect? Are you surprised? Talk about us! We love it.