First off, Sparklers, why don't you give yourselves a round of applause? Are you clapping? Good. Because we're clapping, and we really don't want to look like idiots clapping alone at our desks. Why are we smacking our hands together like morons, you ask? Because you rated last week's clip a stunning 9.18, and that kind of magnanimous scoring deserves some recognition. Well-played, all of you! Now, before we move on to this week's Awesome Thing, we wanted to give sweaty shout-outs to two very special people:
Eebyenoh's dad and bellaandhermione's little brother, both of whom contributed scores to last week's total. We love it when you guys pull in innocent passersby/family members and force them to participate in our SparkLife traditions—but really, Eebyenoh's dad, only a 5.5? Ah well, you can't please everybody, right? That's our story and we're stickin' to it—and, conveniently enough, that's also the slogan we've chosen to adopt as a defense mechanism for this next clip. We fear it may be widely disliked, but it's been suggested by SO MANY Sparklers that it would be simply criminal to ignore it any longer. So have at it, Sparklers (and try to be kind):
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