Cute Thing of the Week

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea Dagger

Guys, is this not the FUNNIEST photograph you've EVER SEEN?! Okay, so maybe we're exaggerating just a TAD, but we never met a hermit crab (or a hyperbole) that we didn't love. This pic was submitted by ~Flyergirl~, who describes her uber-petite pet better than we ever could:

This is a picture of my pet hermit crab, Myrtle. And yes, that does happen to be an epic Harry Potter reference. Myrtle is awesome, even though hermit crabs are pretty much the most boring pets you can find. Except when you do fun things with them, such as attach them to a lego dogsled and make them pull it around the house. Besides, SparkLife has way too many pictures of cats and dogs; I think you need to stop discriminating against other types of pets and put up some Harry-Potter-reference—dogsled-pulling hermit crabs, for instance.

DONE AND DONE, flyer. Now let's see what kind of Myrtle-joke magic you Sparklers can make! But before we laugh ourselves into a frenzy from your new comments, perhaps we should recover from the fit of giggles you gave us last week with these amazing captions:

"This worked out better in 'Lady and the Tramp'...." by sgtpepper191

"Umm... Anyone have Superglue remover?" by thats.just.dandy

The first Cat-on-Dog interspecies kiss was featured in the timeless classic 'Cats and Dogs 3-D.' by Tigress_118

Dog: Alright, so we drew a line and divided the island, but why do YOU get to keep all the flowers? by ESKan

"We shall never speak of this again." by kcdancer07

Milo: "Either I took too much cat-nip, or there's something wrong with this mirror.” by neomaxizoomdwbi

Milo: Willa, the tribe has voted. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Please get off my flower island. by rumbleroar17

Cat: You like Twilight? Okay, SHOWDOWN. by flyergirl13

"A Cat. A Dog. Different species. A forbidden love. Undoubtedly a 5 page description for the nose-touching taking place." by Your_Average_Zebra

Will you please not use your tongue on our first date? by mrelizabethbennet

And here we have the cover of the new movie: Ruff-eo and Juli-cat. by LittleMissMoonshine

And our newest inductee into the Cute Thing Hall of Fame, by the phenomenally nick-named sleazyforweasley:





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