My Crush is a Harry Potter Character

Thank you for the e-cookies, synchrogirl117. They were DE-licious.— Sparkitors

Hello there, fellow Sparklers.  As you may remember, in the very first QUIZINATOR, one of the questions asked, "Which of the following has NOT been published as a part of the 'My Crush is a....' series?"  I was completely shocked to find that the answer was "My Crush is a Harry Potter Character," since Harry Potter has the awesomest (and dreamiest) characters EVER. So of course I had to destroy the accuracy of Chelsea's quiz by writing this post—but don't worry,  I sent her e-cookies as an apology.

1. Oliver Wood
Right from the beginning, Oliver is completely amazing.  Captain and Keeper of the Gryffindor Quiddich team, Oliver is tall and handsome, and of course, completely amazing. (Did I say that already?)  He is passionate about his sport, is cute even when he yells, and is a great leader.

2. Remus Lupin
Yeah, I know he's a professor, but I'm willing to see past that. Reasons I love him are as follows: A. He's a werewolf. B. He was a Marauder. C. He's the best professor Harry ever had, and D. He loves to hand out chocolate. Yum.

3. Charlie Weasley
He works with DRAGONS. Also, he has Flying Furniture Fights with his brother, and is just plain hot. That equals awesome crush material.

4. Sirius Black
Also a Marauder, Sirius is Harry's only family. So what if he was kind of a bully; he is also tough, loyal, courageous, and covered in tattoos (in the movie, at least). Plus, he turns into a big adorable dog.

5. Fred Weasley
Who cares about George? Fred is vastly more amazing! He is funnier, better-looking, more interesting, braver, and more inventive. He runs a prank store, for crying out loud. And he sells CANDY! He is definitely my true love.

6. Stan Shunpike
Isn't he just so cute in a nerdy way? "Adorkable" would be the right word, I believe. Whatever he is, I love him like I love Michael Cera—so dweeby, but so huggable!

7. Dean Thomas
In my opinion, Dean should have been featured a lot more prominently in the books. He's Harry's friend and roommate, likes football, is adorably clueless about Quidditch, and hangs out with goblins. What's not to like?

and last but not least...

8. Harry Potter
He. Is. AMAZING. End of discussion.

Oh, but I wouldn't want to forget these guys:

9. Uncle Vernon, Percy Weasley, and Filch. JUST KIDDING! Except about Percy—he's a real heartbreaker.

Who's your biggest HP crush? We're partial to George!

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