This post by missmolly02481 really makes us want to hit the waves, but we'll settle for slapping on some SPF 60 and chillin' by the water cooler.— Sparkitors
It's time to grab your friends, pack into the most readily available mode of transportation, and storm the beaches of the local coastline with the ferocity and determination of those soldiers you just wrote a five-page essay on for your History exam. And since you don't want to end up ruining everyone's life and/or beach day by being a total spaz, here are a few simple Dos and Don'ts to keep in mind while having fun in the sun.
Do pack some flip-flops. Sand has an annoying tendency to transform into ACTUAL FIRE at about 2:00 PM every day. Your feet will thank you, trust me.
Don't wear high heels. You'll look like you're trying way too hard, and odds are you'll end up twisting an ankle.
Do wear waterproof mascara. 'Nuff said.
Don't wear loads of makeup. No one's going to notice if you've got a few pimples, but they will notice your concealer, eyeshadow, and lipstick melting off your face and forming giant, disgusting puddles on your towel.
Do wear something that makes you feel confident. Sundresses, shorts, and wraps are great alternatives to skimpy swimsuits if you're a little shy.
Don't wear jeans. There is nothing more uncomfortable than wet, sandy pants that take 3 hours to peel off.
Do bring your friends or your crush. Beach outings/dates are fun, inexpensive, and a perfect opportunity for fun galore or a romantic stroll by the edge of the water.
Don't pick out a specific girl/guy on the beach and make it your mission to FALL IN LOVE. This is not good idea, plus it makes you seem like a desperate psychopath. Be outgoing and talk to other teenagers, but don't put pressure on yourself to meet your significant other at the oceanfront hotdog stand.
Do bring some music. As long as there aren't too many people around, it's perfectly acceptable to crank up the iPod and have an impromptu dance party.
Don't assume your iPod is waterproof. It's not. The ocean will kill it.
Do wear sunscreen, especially on your face, shoulders, and back. It may not be ultra-glamorous, but it's loads better than being bright red, peeling, and howling with pain. You'll get some color even with sunscreen on. And if you're dying for a dark tan, get a cheap faux glow! There are tons of great products available at every grocery store.
Don't cover yourself in bacon oil and assume you're impervious to sunburns.
Do show some skin. Summer is a time to relax, let loose, and be comfortable with yourself. Quit worrying about what you look like and go dunk your crush in the ocean!
Don't show too much skin. No one needs to see your entire butt. And boys, please leave the Borat suits at home.
Keep these few pointers in mind, and your beach day should be made of win!
What are your tips for an awesome day at the beach?
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