Dear mjlovesmj: Yeah, we can check off every item on this list.—Sparkitors
1. You’ve seen A Very Potter Musical 10,000 times and have the entire soundtrack on your iPod. And by "have the entire soundtrack," I mean "have MEMORIZED the entire soundtrack."
2. Every conversation leads to a Harry Potter reference. Example:
Friend: Yeah, so this weekend I went cliff-diving.
You: Wingardium Leviosa!
Friend: What? That doesn't even make any sense in this context.
You: Just go with it. I have a Harry Potter addiction. It's a disease.
3. You still cry when you read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Why, Dumbledore, WHY?!?
4. You can sort everyone in your life into either Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, or Ravenclaw.
5. When most people say they can’t wait to be 18 or 21, you scoff and proclaim your excitement for your 17th birthday.
6. You've begged your parents to take you to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (opening June 18th!) every day for the last year.
7. You've said “Oh my Rowling!” on countless occasions.
8. Whenever your English teacher asks you to write an essay and "provide examples from literature," you always use the Harry Potter series.
9. When you hear the word "werewolf," you don’t think of Jacob, you think of Lupin—and then you cry.
10. When it's rainy and foggy for more than 2 days straight, you blame the Dementors.
11. You have an undying crush on Ron, Harry, Hermione, Fred/George, Sirius, Colin Creevey, Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory, Kreacher, Hagrid...and the list goes on.
12. You plan on attending the midnight premiere of Deathly Hallows (NOVEMBER 19!).
13. You automatically judge people based on whether or not they like the Harry Potter books.
14. Your heart rate quickens every year on September 1st.
15. You find it hard to trust people who stutter nervously and wear turbans. You also avoid 50-foot snakes.
So, spill it: are you obsessed? Do we even have to ask?
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