Is Your Tattoo Better/Worse Than Dan Bergstein's?

Last week, SparkLife Coach and guiding light Dan Bergstein (aka dantuty) revealed to the world that he is maybe, kinda, sort of beginning to regret his Toad the Wet Sprocket tattoo (that's TTWS to Sprocketheads), at which we snorted an açai berry out of our nose and wondered, A) when will we fall down? and B) could there be a worse (or better, because in this case the two intersect) tattoo than one memorializing Blue Oyster Cult The Gin Blossoms Toad the Wet Sprocket (six of one...)? A visual exploration:

Would you ever get a tattoo?

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