Awesome Thing of the Week

Guys, you're never going to believe what will happen when you watch this week's video: YOU WILL ALL BECOME MILLIONAIRES. Yes, that's right: after you watch this clip, the very sky above you will open up and unleash a thunderstorm of riches. $20 bills will fall upon your head like rain, and soon you'll be dancing in a torrential downpour of cash money, wealthier than you ever imagined. Doesn't that sound MAGICAL?

What's that you say? You'd only rate a money rainstorm a 4 on the Scale of Awesomeness? We expected as much. But you can't dishearten us, Sparklers; even though last week's Star Trek parody only averaged a 7.06, we haven't given up on our effort to pry a "10" from your stingy, sparkly little fingers. We've been replaying this week's clip over and over at top volume (the guy at the desk next to us is currently trying to make ear plugs out of staples and Scotch tape) and we JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH. TRY to disagree once you've watched it; we're betting our bottom dollar that you'll be so intrigued, so excited, so utterly enthralled, that you'll throw 10s up on the scoreboard like they're goin' outta style. Without giving too much away, we've got some very important questions about this video:

1. Hermoine, how'd you get so FLY?

2. Is that FACIAL HAIR, Ron?!?

3. Isn't it about time Harry updated his bifocals to a more modern style?

4. Wait, so we're NOT all becoming millionaires?

Now, without further ado, the Awesome Thing of the Week! And, in case you hadn't realized: there will be no money rainstorm. That, unfortunately, was a joke. You know what isn't a joke?  THIS: