20 Great Ideas for a Broadway Musical

Do we like Broadway musicals? Do we ever. But we would like them way more if Sparkler fizgeraldfan841 was in charge.— SparkNotes editors

Whether mundane, morose, or mesmerizing, the subjects of musicals are becoming more and more creative. 
For your entertainment, I present a list of potential blockbusters to electrify theaters, spawn countless high school knock-off productions, and bring new Indina Menzels to the stage (or maybe just cause the old India Menzel to weep). When reading this list, please add the words “the musical” to the end of every entry!

1. The Dewey Decimal System
2. Donald Trump’s hair
3. Brad and Angelina’s adoption ceremonies
4. The Rust Belt
5. Lady Gaga’s wardrobe
6. The Water Cycle
7. Poison Oak
8. Chrome accents
9. 17th Century science
10. Retirement homes
11. Kirstie Alley
12. Rogaine
13. The iPad
14. S. S. Lusitania
15. Fruit of the Loom
16. Gerrymandering
17. Judge Judy
18. Orbit gum
19. Craigslist
20. Landline phones

Got any genius ideas for Broadway musicals, Sparklers?

Related Post: The Magical Musical Movie Review