Oh, SNAP. Last week's Awesome Thing scored an incredible 8.216 on the venerable Scale of Awesomeness, which ain't none too shabby. But despite its undeniable epic-ness, not all of you were satisfied. Some of you even thought we were slacking off. The very idea horrified us, so we jumped up off our bean bag chairs, shook the Twinkie crumbs from our cashmere sweatpants, paused our DVR recording of "Glee," and said to ourselves, "Man, we could sure go for some fresh-squeezed lemonade and a nice, relaxing massage right about now."
Then we realized that there was only one thing we could do to win back your undying affection: post a video so outstanding, so spectacular, so awesomely awesome, that it will live in your hearts and minds forever. Of course, we couldn't find a video like that. We were too busy napping and building miniature forts of out paperclips, which means you'll have to content yourselves with THIS:
Note: Anyone who rates this video lower than a 10 is getting a giant pink cupcake to the FACE.
Other Note: Thanks to your feedback, we've decided to keep the negative numbers—but only one of them. If you truly think something is utterly and irredeemably terrible, give it a -10. HAPPY NOW?!? If not, please tell us. Your happiness is the only thing that keeps us going once the Twinkies run out.
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