Admit it: You secretly dream of being a superhero. You imagine yourself leaping over the crevasses between skyscrapers, fighting the ugliest evils, and talking to a member of the opposite sex without getting a sweaty upper lip.
The movie Kick-Ass is about a high school kid who decides to become a superhero—but we're only mildly interested in it. After all, this guy's just a normal kid, and the best part about being a superhero is having SUPERPOWERS! Obviously, you agree. So, to help you pick your power, we came up with a buffet of options. How would you like to be able to...
- Toast waffles with your hands
- Magically, instantly make an awkward conversation amazing, simply by muttering "funk nuggets"
- Memorize SAT words while sleeping
- Smell fear
- Use your finger as a laser pointer
- Talk to animals, especially adorable puppies
- Eat spaghetti without dripping sauce onto your shirt
- See behind you
- Psychically sharpen and repair broken pencil tips
- Create never-before-seen colors
- Catch insects with your tongue
- Untangle any knot
- Text with your mind
- Win all the green cards in Apples to Apples
- Speak fluently in any and all languages
- Sprout an umbrella out of your head at the first sign of rain
- Give yourself a massage
- Blow beachball-sized bubblegum bubbles
- Fart silently, odorlessly
- Breathe underwater
- And of course...FLY!
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
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Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff
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