10 Easy Ways to Get Beat Up

Are you itching for a fight? Here are ten ways to get yourself punched in the face (or at least strongly reprimanded).

1. Driver a hummer. Those cars are like fist magnets.
2. Say to a girl who’s obviously in a bad mood, “are you PMSing?”
3. Flip the bird at someone whose bumper sticker reads, “Keep honking, I’m reloading.”
4. Talk about someone’s mom.
5. Steal Mike Tyson’s tiger.
6. Yell "R. Patz is gay, so he'll never love YOU!" in a crowd of fangirls.
7. Sing a Miley Cyrus song in a room full of Sparklers.
8. Wear an obnoxious t-shirt, like the one that says “FBI: Female Body Inspector.”
9. Go up to the biggest guy on the football team and tell him he’s a role model for mathletes everywhere.
10. Take Doritos from a kid who looks pretty bad-a.

What would you do if you were itching for a fight?

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