Open Thread for March 17

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sparklers! Did you know that anyone can celebrate St. Patrick's Day, even if they're not Irish? Here's how:

1. Throw some green confetti into the air.

2. Do a jig.

3. When a ginger falls in a puddle, mumble something about "the luck of the Irish."

This open thread goes out to all Sparklers who are secretly Irish, like this editor. Is your name Cecily Splinter, but you're middle name (that no one ever hears or sees) is "McCeltic"? We know how it feels. While all the Patricks, Mauras, and Ians of the world have people doing green jigs around them, waiting for them to fall in a puddle, secret Irish folk get zero attention. Now's your chance to annouce to the world that you're a Secret Irish, too!