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Rejected Prom Themes

Rejected Prom Themes

By Chelsea Dagger

We hacked into the mainframe of the highly confidential National Prom Theme Database and found these gems. It’s a crying shame they haven’t been put to use. Here’s hoping #13 makes an appearance at the high school dance of your dreams.

Rejected Prom Themes:

1. The War of 1812
2. Dental Hygiene
3. Eggs
4. The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln
5. Communism
6. The Joys of Acne
7. Bankruptcy!!
8. Old People
9. Marbury V. Madison
10. The Bubonic Plague
11. Daylight Savings Time
12. Public Sanitation
13. Gourds Other Than Pumpkins
14. Collegiate Dictionaries
15. The Secret Lives of Algebra Teachers
16. Deaths Caused by Staplers
17. Ezra Pound’s Doctoral Thesis
18. Natural Disasters
19. Fairly Well-Known Typists of the 1990s
20. The Great Potato Famine

What's the worst prom theme you can think of?

Related Post: Rejected Video SparkNotes

Topics: School
Tags: prom, dances, prom themes

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.