Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!

Sparklers, today is the second-most delightful day of the year (right behind Pi Day): AUNTIE SPARKNOTES' aka KAT ROSENFIELD'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

We love Auntie SparkNotes for so many reasons. Here are the top 10:

1. She's hilarious

2. She invented the googly-eyed maniac

3. She gives excellent advice on old stalkers, mastulators, drinking, stage fright, and crushing on the same person your friend likes

4. She draws pictures of badger-carrying ninja clowns, pirate boyfriends, jerky red trolls, and fish weaponry

5. She wrote a novel (EXCITING!) that she won't let us read (MEAN!)

6. She makes the best valentines in the history of valentines

7. She lives down the street from us

8. She doesn't mind when we tell her inappropriate stories about our ex-boyfriends

9. Her dog wears heart-shaped sunglasses

10. She has great hair!

Leave your birthday wishes and Auntie love in the comments!