You Might Be Obsessed with the House of Night Series If...

By Contributor

March 2, 2010

We've never read the House of Night series, but we trust that Sparkler amaturauthor23 knows what she's talking about. Well, we hope she knows, anyway. :) If you haven't read the series either, be warned there are spoilers here! —SparkNotes editors

You might be obsessed with the House of Night series if...

1. You check your locker every 20 minutes waiting for a tracker to tell you you're going to the House of Night.
2. You've drawn an outline of a crescent moon on your forehead in blue Sharpie.
3. You greet people by saying "Merry meet," and part ways with "Merry meet, merry part and merry meet again."
4. You're already picking out new names for yourself like Bella Swan, Holly Golightly, and McLovin.
5. You told your parent that you're converting to Nyxism (or whatever they call themselves).
6. You refer to yourself as the High Priestess in training.
7. You tried to drink some of your bf's blood so you can have an imprint together (creepy).
8. Whenever you come across a problem, you call an element for help ("Fire, I need you to heat up these Hot Pockets! Earth and water, I want you to dig a hole and fill it with water! Air, I need you to breeze gently! Spirit, I need you to call all my friends because we're having a vampyre pool party!!!!")
9. You spell vampire v-a-m-p-y-r-e when everybody else in the world spells it v-a-m-p-i-r-e.
10. You become super fit so your body will accept the change.
11. You call younger kids "fledgling."
12. You have a hoard of cats following you because they chose you (and because you carry catnip in your pocket).
13. Every time you cough, you freak out because you think your body is rejecting the change. (Quick, someone get me a cherry cough drop before it's too late!!!)
14. You're seriously thinking of moving to Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
15. You look around in abandoned tunnels for red fledgling.
16. You complain about having 3 mega-hot boyfriends. (How can you possibly complains about that? Seriously, Zoey).
17. You argue with friends over who's cuter: Heath, Erik, or Stark. (I know that Stark wins every time.)
18. You cried for 4 straight hours when Heath died. (No Goodness Why!!!!!) Sorry, I'm still very upset about the whole thing.
19. You still can't stop laughing about the Stevie Rae and Aphrodite imprint. (Come on, soooo funny).
20. You're counting down the seconds until Burned comes out.