We'd never received an email with the subject "Awesome Thing" and the body "this is creepy and sad."
So this week, we're going to present you with two "Awesome Things of the Week": one Terrifying Awesome Thing of the Week, and one Non-Terrifying Awesome Thing of the Week.
Does that make sense? No? Good. Sense is for vending machines.
Terrifying Thing of the Week, brought you by Amazedg
Non-Terrifying Awesome Thing of the Week, brought to you by TheNerdyNerd001
Don't forget: You can rate one OR both of these Awesome Things on the -10 to 10 Scale of Awesomeness, but be sure to specify which one(s) you're talking about so we don't get confused and collapse into a pile of expired brain frosting.
Last week's ninja skater guy has been sandwiched between the rythmic gymnast and the hero whale (let's see how he gets out of this one...) on The Scale of Awesomeness. His total score was a solid 9.27 (and requests to give him 11, 14, or infinity points were counted as 10s).
Happy rating, Sparklers!