The ancient martial art of Ju Jitsu is based on using your opponent’s momentum against him/her.
Well, my bespectacled brothers and sisters: the same technique works when it comes to insults. If someone slings a "four eyes" your way, take it and make it into something stronger. If you use your opponent's momentum to top his/her taunt, you'll win the one-up war of insults, and go home with your pride intact.
The next time someone dare to call you “four eyes,” respond by saying you actually go by…
- Specs
- Specky
- Speckles
- Spectator
- Specasaurus
- Sir Specs-A-Lot
- Specs Appeal
- Specopoloy
- Harry Potter
- Ron Weasley Trying On Harry Potter’s Glasses, Just For Sillies
- Glasses
- Glassy
- Glass Act
- Glass of the Titans
- Glass Clown
- Glassestershire Sauce
- The Glassed And The Furious
- Mrs. Glasses
- Mr. Glasses
- Herr Professor Glasses
- Nose Sandwich With Glass Bread
- Googley Eyed
- Googley
- Googs
- Goolysses S. Grant
- Goo What You Say, That You Only Meant Well?
- Clark Kent
- Window Face
- The Light Bender
- The Genetics Defeater
- The Optometrist Visitor
- Goggles
- Goggletron 3000
- Lady Ga-Goggles
- Goggs
- Ready To Snowboard Without Fear Of Getting Snow In Eyeballs
- Shaun White
- El Guerrero De Anteojos
- Mr. Doesn’t Use Contacts Because Doesn’t Like The Sensation Of Touching Own Eyeballs
- Steve
What else?
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